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Posted By Malcolm Owen On December 3, 2011 at 9:30 pm Comments Off

Have you not been to YouTube in the last week? I’m sure like most of the internet, you must have your daily fix of cat videos, so you must have. If you haven’t, you may be confused by the new look to the front page. It’s probably hated by everyone online as “Change is Bad”, [...]

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Posted By Malcolm Owen On November 11, 2011 at 10:07 pm Comments Off

Bert and Ernie, those lovable inhabitants of Sesame Street, have recorded their voices for inclusion on TomTom’s GPS line. If you have young children that are enamoured with the show, you just have to get this just to shut the little ones up on long journeys.
Cue video showing the duo wrecking a recording session…

“Turn left [...]

Posted By Malcolm Owen On November 8, 2011 at 11:02 pm Comments Off

I fancy an icecream sandwich.  Sadly, all I have is a press release about the Samsung Galaxy Nexus being released in the UK on the 17th of November.
Featuring FacePalm Facelock (Unlocking your handset by showing it your face) a 720p 4.65″ HD Super AMOLED display, a hefty amount of Google+ integration and a thickness of [...]

Posted By Malcolm Owen On November 8, 2011 at 9:52 pm Comments Off

Fancy saving on your energy bills this Winter? For the princely sum of £97.60, you can use some special magnet-driven energy saving device that Magnatech manufactures.
BoostABoiler uses it’s weird magnet voodoo secret technology and promises to lower your carbon footprint and save your energy bill by 10%.  Cue quote from company man Ian Gander:
“It’s truly [...]

Posted By Malcolm Owen On September 9, 2011 at 9:00 pm Comments Off

Carol “I swore at that famous blogger once” Bartz has been fired by Yahoo via a phone call. She was a bit unhappy at this, not least because she’s only getting $10 Million severance. In interviews afterwards she said the immortal line “Yahoo F***ed me over!” among other choice phrases.
Whilst Yahoo is being insulted by [...]

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Posted By Malcolm Owen On September 1, 2011 at 12:24 am Comments Off
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It’s only 21 more days until OnLive hits the UK with it’s blend of streaming games across the internet magical goodness. With their Brag Clips, Facebook stuff, spectators and free instant demos.
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If you’re a UKish person, it’s advisable to head to OnLive.co.uk and reserve your gamertag. And if you’re heading to the Eurogamer Expo in [...]

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Posted By Malcolm Owen On August 16, 2011 at 9:49 pm Comments Off

Google (small internet company that deals with search and advertising) has bought Motorola Mobility (The phone firm that everyone loved when they made the Razr, and that’s about it unless you fancy their Defy Plus…) for $12.5Bn. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on whom you hear.
Some say that this is [...]

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